Wacky Job Title Generator:
Intergalactic Underwater Tongue
Auto-generated Technical Excuse:
Network email effect generated by proximity to other electronic devices
Chinese Restaurant Name Generator:
Sizzling Panda Kitchen
Auto-generated Fortune:
An onion to you is a water lily to the universe.
Bird Name Generator:
Asian Spiny Spotted Cave Parakeet
Auto-generated Cyberpunk Story Blurb:
The Cyber-Mind Crisis
Set in the middle of the ocean, the story deals with bionics and surgical mods. It follows the perspective of a luddite who gets involved with sabotage and religious cults.