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Over the years, I've written a number of little programs that auto-generate various things. A couple of these also appear in the sidebar, but this is the full set.

Wacky Job Title Generator:

Intergalactic Underwater Tongue

Auto-generated Technical Excuse:

Network email effect generated by proximity to other electronic devices

Chinese Restaurant Name Generator:

Sizzling Panda Kitchen

Auto-generated Fortune:

An onion to you is a water lily to the universe.

Bird Name Generator:

Asian Spiny Spotted Cave Parakeet

Auto-generated Cyberpunk Story Blurb:

The Cyber-Mind Crisis
Set in the middle of the ocean, the story deals with bionics and surgical mods. It follows the perspective of a luddite who gets involved with sabotage and religious cults.